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Make me choose meme: anonymous asked allons-y or geronimo

  #i prefer geronimo though  

linguisticsyall:

lucithor:

WHY WAS I UNAWARE OF THE FACT THAT “DISGRUNTLED” IS, IN FACT, THE OPPOSITE OF “GRUNTLED”

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WHY DOES NOBODY USE THIS WORD

I’m so gruntled to have found this

loserpoet:

it’s a metaphor

loserpoet:

it’s a metaphor

sassy-damon:

Breaking Bad Season 2 Gag Reel [x]

pugsnotborissjohnsen:

crying is the biggest bullshit ever its like “oh you’re feeling sad and vulnerable, lets make liquid come flying out of your face and make it really loud too so everyone around you will sense your weakness” who the fuck authorized this. its terrible planning, id like to file a complaint

"Remember that time we ran out of gas coming back from a cook?" "The gauge…. It always said half-full." "You walked three miles with a jerry can while I waited on the side of the road, praying that no cop would show up… no good Samaritan."

andrewhurleys:

andrewhurleys:

andrewhurleys:

andrewhurleys:

my dad texts or snapchats me everytime fob is on the radio

I REGRET TELLING MY DAD HOW MANY NOTES THIS HAS HE KEEPS GOING ON POWER TRIPS AND SAYIG “I HAVE 10,000 FRIIIEEEENDSSSSS” and “you can do the dishes because im inet famous and have more friends than u”

my dad asked me if i wanted his autograph

my dad is really excited about almost 60k notes so he’s giving u all his autograph

fjordism:

AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING

hiddleypuff:

andurile:

falling in love with a character who gets about ten minutes of screentime in a two hour movie

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reaction or example?

both

hi:

does anyone else feel kinda chubby sometimes when ur on the computer

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so u just take ur shirt and

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damnnlyssa:

before and after injecting 1 meth

damnnlyssa:

before and after injecting 1 meth

urrplang:

colibooli:

almyro:

chinkerbelle:

Reasons I grab my boobs

  • running upstairs
  • running downstairs
  • running
  • stoked on life
  • scared
  • walking through my house in the dark
  • bored
  • boobs

do girls really do this?

yes. yes they do. 

it’s the best