Make me choose meme: anonymous asked allons-y or
WHY WAS I UNAWARE OF THE FACT THAT “DISGRUNTLED” IS, IN FACT, THE OPPOSITE OF “GRUNTLED”
WHY DOES NOBODY USE THIS WORD
I’m so gruntled to have found this
crying is the biggest bullshit ever its like “oh you’re feeling sad and vulnerable, lets make liquid come flying out of your face and make it really loud too so everyone around you will sense your weakness” who the fuck authorized this. its terrible planning, id like to file a complaint
"Remember that time we ran out of gas coming back from a cook?" "The gauge…. It always said half-full." "You walked three miles with a jerry can while I waited on the side of the road, praying that no cop would show up… no good Samaritan."
my dad texts or snapchats me everytime fob is on the radio
I REGRET TELLING MY DAD HOW MANY NOTES THIS HAS HE KEEPS GOING ON POWER TRIPS AND SAYIG “I HAVE 10,000 FRIIIEEEENDSSSSS” and “you can do the dishes because im inet famous and have more friends than u”
my dad asked me if i wanted his autograph
my dad is really excited about almost 60k notes so he’s giving u all his autograph
AARON PAUL JUST POSTED THIS ON TWITTER AND I’M SHITTING
falling in love with a character who gets about ten minutes of screentime in a two hour movie
reaction or example?
does anyone else feel kinda chubby sometimes when ur on the computer
so u just take ur shirt and